Rod Demotivational Poster
SCHRODINGER'S CAT - Must first fit into the box
STEVE JOBS -
PERFECT HAIR FOREVER - I challenge you to a chopper duel! A CHOPPA DOOL!
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK - I'm sorry, I STILL can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am
REAL MEN -
BETTY WHITE - She Is The Chosen One
FRODO, HE'S SERIOUS - Give him the f***ing ring!
UNBRIDLED OPTIMISM -
EURO-DISNEYLAND - The Early Days.
COUNTRYSIDES - They make me wanna take the long way home.
SCHRODINGER'S SAMMICH - It is both delicious und not delicious. You cannot know until you take a bite.
BEEP BEEP -
COMPUTER SUPPORT TECHNICIAN -
YOUR SANITY - Get ready to kiss yours goodbye
Stupid Ideas -
SAY... - Would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?
HE WHO ANGERS YOU CONQUERS YOU - In times of great stress or adversity, it’s always best to keep busy, to plow your anger and your energy into something positive
ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.
INITIATIVE - If you're gonna go, go like hell. If your mind's not made up, don't use your spurs.
Hey, hey we're the monkees -
THE PAPER VS. WITCH HUNTER ROBIN - Anime girls in glasses are SCARY!
JUST A SUGGESTION -
R.O.U.S.'S - I don't think they exist.
GENERAL BONKERS -
PRICELESS - 4 Idiots One Smart Guy Priceless He Covered his face and saved his ass
GUN CONTROL - Does Not Include Rodents
HOT, HOT HEAT -
FACTORY SPACE - MILTON WADDAMS' GRANDFATHER HAD A JERK FOR A BOSS TOO.
THE SIEGFRIED OATH -
SPEED KILLS - PETA won't approve of this base cruelty to rodents.
AND GOD SAID UNTO EVE - Quit playing in the water and go make him a sammich!
CHECK OUT ME NEW HOG... - I Get 500 Yard's To The Gallon On This Bad Boy..!! So You Might Want To Plant Another Rainforest...
WIFE'S NEW CAR - Finally, No More Scraped Fenders
THE GRASS INSPECTOR - Is busy at the moment. Inspecting.
SPITTING IN SOUP - Does this turn anyone else on?
FACEBOOK USER - You think you are a consumer, but you are the product.
REALITY STREET - is brought to you by the letters "F" and "U", and the number "69"
STEROIDS - Is it really worth it?
RODEO - Tough men and rank bulls making women moist since 1860
L O V E - Should NEVER involve rodents.
LONGPOSTER DAY - My favorite day of the month.
ADVICE FOR NEW COLLEGE STUDENTS - Major in beer and Tri-Delts, lower your golf handicap, and marry the boss' daughter.
QUESTION: WHO'S YOUR DADDY? - Answer: I'm not sure. Can somebody tell me who the Hell Rod Stewart is?
FN-FAL - Dealing with Socialist Rodents since 1953
GIORGIO MORODER - "Together in Electric Dreams" (no further comment)
Schrodinger's grave -
RATING BOMBERS - If they can't get 5L's then no one can!
SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENTS - As Schrödinger knows; if at first you don't succeed, try again.
BEER CONSULTATION -
COLUMBUS DAY -
BE CAREFUL - You may find what you're looking for.
NOT-SO-LIMITED EDITION XBOX 360 - Commemorative Red Ring of Death Not-So-Limited Edition Xbox 360
INVICIBLE MOOSE - Obviously hasn't met Powergirl yet.
SCRODIES - We're Coming to Your Town, We'll Help You Party Down
THINNING THE HERD -
EARTHLY THRONE -
TEAMWORK - Only by working together can we close the noose on the past for future generations self-esteem.
THIS MAN - Is not John Lennon. and now, for something completely different...
GRAND THEFT AUTO IV -
Hang in there -
Sweet Nothing -
The Pressure -
We ain't got no patches -
UN WIND -
USDA Organic -
Killing time -
Sound Of Silence -
A Rod -
Whaddya Know -
WARMEST REGARDS -
IDEAS - If you ever come up with a good one,someone will always try to take it from you.
AFTER THE CHECKERED FLAG - Milburt casually makes the traditional Victory Lap around the pool before heading to the Winner's Circle
Labeled Poisonous Foods -
TODDLERS - They might just be the next Picasso
JOHN W. HENRY LIVERPOOL - rodgers I’m not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing
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